Remember when...
   Online was where you hung the wash
   and a MegaByte was a really big nosh
   and if it was a Virus you got
   you went to the doctor and got a shot, Uhhh.
  
   Internet or Interface
   Download, Upload, Database
   Pixel, shmixle, cyber speak
   they may as well be speaking Greek!
  
   Once... a floppy disk meant you had a bum back
   a Hack drove a cab
   and a burgral was a Mac
   Modems, Chat Rooms, Dos and Dots
   a Mouse in your Pad, that's why we had cats
  
   Nowadays... you need a degree from MIT
   to operate your own TV
   I used to find a channel quicker
   when all you needed was one clicker
   listen, I don't mean to bicker
   but now my clicker has a clicker
   and each new clicker makes me sicker
   if I could only find a clicker
   to turn all the clickers OFF!!!