[Originally by Dramarama]
    Okay, what is it tonight?
  Please just tell me what the hell is wrong!
  Do you wanna eat?
  Do you wanna sleep?
  Do you wanna drown?
    Just settle down, settle down, settle down!
    I'll give you candy, give you diamonds, give you pills
  Give you anything you want
  Hundred-dollar bills
  I'll even let you watch the shows you wanna see
  Because you'll marry me marry me marry me!
    I'm so sick of you tonight
  You never stay awake when I get home
  Is there something wrong with me?
  Is there something wrong with you?
  I really wish I knew, wish I knew, wish I knew!
    I'll give you candy, give you diamonds, give you pills
  I'll give you anything you want
  hundred-dollar bill
  I'll even let you watch the shows you wanna see
  Because you marry me marry me marry me!
    When I was young, I learned a game
  And love and happiness were the same
  Now I'm older and I don't play
  I found out the hardest way
    I got wasted she got mad
  She called me names and she called her dad
  He got crazy and I did too
  Wondered what the FUCK I did to you
    I'll give you candy, give you diamonds, give you pills
  Give you anything you want
  Hundred-dollar bills!
  I'll even let you hear the songs I want to sing
  I would do anything anything anything
  I would do anything anything anything
  I would do anything anything anything
  I would do anything
  I would do anything
  I would do anything