Take it, boys.
    Yeah, my sister's really movin' up in the world. She dates a full-blown
  professor! Goes by the name of Professor Griff. He's a great guy; he's
  a good ol' boy, that wild ol' Professor Griff. I think he's a history
  professor. The other day, he told me the wildest story about the
  history of jewellery.
    Anyway, come nightfall, we all love to sit on the porch, an' Sis plays
  the banjo, I play the jug, an' Professor Griff breaks out his Jew's
  harp and just flails away. God, I love that guy!
        Well, it's a long way to Anchorage
  But that's where I'll go with you
  And we'll travel so far, dear
  To escape that morning zoo
    Cause I hate MMR and I hate YSP
  I do not like the Grateful Dead
  So, just don't talk to me
  I said I hate MMR and I hate YSP
  And you know that classic rock
  Does not interest me
    People are getting angry
  Maybe just they should
  Cause some of us can still remember,
  Back when XPN was good
    And I hate what they've done, to XPN
  Bunch a' folk nazis ruined my favourite station
  Said I hate what they've done, to XPN
  If you hear it now, it's just a pale imitation
    Well it's brunch with The Beatles
  And a tribute to Billy Joel
  Four hours of Doobie Brothers
  And they call that radio
    It's a long way to Anchorage
  But that's where I'll go with you
  And we'll travel so far, dear
  To escape that morning zoo
    Cause I hate MMR, I can't stand YSP
  I do not like the Grateful Dead
  You'd better stay away from me
  I said I loathe MMR, and I despise YSP
  Well friends there ain't no radio,
  Here in our city
    -OK, we've got a call on the request line and who am I speaking to?
  -My name's Will Junior.
  -And what do you do Will Junior?
  -Well, I unclog the toilets at the head shhop ???
  -And what can I play for ya?
  -Well, how about a block a' the Blahs dudee?
  -Sorry, just played a block of the Blahs ffor the guys at the sandal
   store
  -Aw, man, well, how about a block a' Fleettwood Mac?
  -Oh, just played a block of Fleetwood Mac for the guys at the granola
   factory.
  -Oh man...
  -But I'll tell ya what, How 'bout if I sennd you a $20,000 gift
   certificate from Bob and Jerry's world of wicker?
  -Hey that's wicker! Dude, thanks a lot!