Gareth Southgate stood on the spot
  Couldn't believe the chance he got
  He'd be a hero with one toe punt
  But sent it at the keeper oh what a cunt
  SOUTHGATE'S GOING HOME, HE'S GOING HOME
  SOUTHGATE'S GOING HOME, HE'S GOING HOME
  SOUTHGATE'S GOING HOME - OH NO HE'S MISSED THE BUS
  Should he hit to the left
  Should he hit to the right
  Don't really matter coz he was shite
  That's the way our luck goes
  Couldn't see the ball coz of the size of his nose
  If I score this it'll be a killer
  Coz they won't let me at Aston Villa
  Didn't take a run up for the kick
  Even me mum thinks I'm a prick
  DANCE NOW WHATEVER YOU WILL BE
  BUT HE MISSED THE FUCKING PENALTY
  SO WE SMASHED UP THE TOWN
  WHEREVER WE MAY BE
  COZ HE MISSED THE FUCKING PENALTY