Well my name is Catherine LeFevre
  I work at the Astrowash on Sunset and Vine
  I drop my kids at school in the morning
  And I pick them up at Mary's just 'fore suppertime
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  Well I work down at the car wash
  For a dollar and a dime
  And mister, I hate my boss
  It's at the car wash I'm doing my time
  Pick up my water bottle and my towel, sir
  And I take 'em one by one
  From Mercedes to VW's
  I do 'em all and I don't favor none
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    Well someday I'll sing in a night club
  I'll get a million-dollar break
  A handsome man will come here with a contract in his hand
  And say "Catherine, this has all been some mistake"
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