I'm so glad you're awake
  That you're not like the others
  Cause they're so straight-laced
  And no fun
  Gosh that's nice
  That lingerie
  Makes me feel like
  Oh, I don't know
    You're a very pretty thing
  You remind me of someone
  You must have heard
  Some awful nasty things about me, but
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  What I can do for you
  There's no one else
  On God's green earth can do
  What I can do for you
  There's no one else
  On God's green earth can do
    Just ask anybody
  They'll tell you that it's true
  There's no one else on earth
  Can do the things that I can do for you
    You're never gonna make it
  All by yourself
  You're gonna need a friend
  You're gonna need my help
  I have so much to offer
  If you just be nice
  If you do what I say
  And don't make me say it twice
    Do you mind if I just
  Rub my hand up thus
  Come on just my hand
  Come on just my hand
  You got to understand
  I'm gonna be your man
  I'm gonna be your man