Is the Richard Gere gerbil story true?
  Who came third in World War II?
  Did Sooty sleep with Sue
  These things I think about
  When I?m out ? with you
  
  What are the holes in biros for?
  Which one?s which in The Corrs?
  Did Geoff Hurst really score?
  Cause frankly you?re a bore
  And I?m not
  
  And if it?s leaving season
  You?re second on the bill
  If you won?t leave me baby
  I?ll find someone who will
  
  I tried love
  I?m sorry
  I tried love
  
  Does God ever get it wrong?
  Where has Gary Barlow gone?
  Why is Christmas day so long?
  It just goes on and on and on
  Like you
  
  And if it?s leaving season
  You?re the second on the bill
  If you won?t leave me baby
  I?ll find someone who will
  
  I tried love
  I?m sorry
  I tried love
  
  I tried love
  (And) I?m sorry
  I tried love
  
  Why is there ketchup on my sleeve?
  D?you think that Adam fancied Eve?
  What if Eve could not concieve?
  And he had to breed with Steve
  We?d all be gay