[Lil' Kim]
  .. My Aunt Dot
  left a glock and some blood on my sheets
  Told me clean the shit up, then she hit the streets
  Even though I'm her niece, she copped me a piece
  Wack-ass caliber, nickel-plated with the silencer
  What? She don't know I like my guns pretty?
  Like my boy Castor Troy with the twin-glizzies
  I heard a knock at the door {*knock knock knock knock knock*}
  To my surprise I saw these two familiar eyes
  Who are you?
    [Lil' Shanice]
  Whattup? I'm Shanice, don't remember me?
    [Lil' Kim]
  She called me by my government name, Kimberly
  Who sent you?
    [Lil' Shanice]
  My mom sent me; her name is Dottie
  She packed a note in my knapsack along with a shottie
    [Lil' Kim]
  Hmmph, she was cute; and mad fly
  She had the Prada knapsack, with the hat to match
  Bavari hiking boots, with the mink bubblegoose
  and I could see she was admiring my Minski suit
  Then she handed me the note
    [Lil' Shanice]
  Here - read this
    [Lil' Kim]
  I just stared her up and down
  cause I couldn't believe this - then I opened it
  It said, "Bitches is out to get you;
  your so-called friends, put a bomb in your Benz.
  I'm on a mission now to do some harm to your friends.
  They know where you live, so evacuate the crib.
  And oh, the little girl, that's your cousin Shanice.
  Since I can't be with her, I need you to babysit her.
  Besides; she looks up to you - you're her idol -
  and tomorrow is her first violin recital,
  and she would be more than happy if you could take her.
  Peace, my number's on the back of the paper, hit me later."
  Damn.. what went wrong?
  Can't we all just get along, and make hit songs?
  Bitches all up in my ass like a thong
  If this was a show, y'all hoes would get "gonged"
  Cause if it's on, then it's on, bring it on
  What the fuck you waitin for? C'mon, let's get it on
  What? What's takin you so long? I got plans for the future
  to bring back your head like Medusa
    [Chorus: Lil' Kim (repeat 2X)]
    Girls be actin stink, and mad funny
  Y'all bitches bleed like me, on the monthly
  Can't stand the pain then pop a "Humphrey"
  I know it hurts.. (I'm killin y'all)
    [Lil' Kim]
  Uhhh, we in the Range in this fucked up weather
  It's snowin and I'm tryin to put the whole shit together
  How Laverne, she always wanted to be like me
  and dress like me, and look like me
  and Nicole, it's like she lived in my house
  Askin me for money, day in - day out
  And last but not least the grimiest one Tayesha
  She planned it all, come to find out her name is Keisha
  C'mon Shanice I'm takin you to my house in L. Conn.
  (I wanna go with you!) Uhh, be quiet, and we'll get along fine
    [Lil' Shanice]
  C'mon please, I wanna be just like you
  600 Mercedes, and 380's in my doll babies
  Crazy baguettes in my barettes; and,
  H-class rocks inside my baby G shop
  Fuck Barney and Lambchops; I don't love them hoes!
  But anything goes when it comes to bankrolls
  Diamonds on my toes, X-and-O's
  Versace hottie in designer clothes
  Scoop Lil' Nique and Jus, then take 'em to Toys'R'Us
  Make em spend they cheese then kick 'em out and take the bus
  I'm the S-the-H-the-A-the-N-the-I-the-C-the-E
  but all my friends call me Miss Little Queen Bee
  What what? I like the green, know what I mean?
  Ever seen The Professional? (uh-huh) Well I come cleaner
    [Lil' Kim]
  You know what? I like you; little big person
  but rule number one - no cursin
  Anyway, what you know about that?
  You too young for that, when I was your age
  I woulda got hung for that
  Then I picked up the phone, to call my Aunt Dot
  so she could fill me in a little more about the plot
  Hmm.. nine-one-seven, eight-five-eight, two-one-two-two
  "Hello?" Yo, what's the deal?
  Why these bitches buggin out;
  I mean, what's this all about?
  "See it's sorta like what Tonya Harding did to Nancy
  They don't want you to win no more
  Soul Train they don't want you to attend no more
  And I guess that's why, they ain't your friends no more
  The other day, when I was comin out the grocery store
  I saw the bitch Nicole in front of the salon next door"
  For real? "Yup, then I choked the bitch out
  At least one to the heart, tied up her hands and feet
  Through her in my backseat,
  then I dumped her on a dead-end street
  The other two? Yeah they still linger
  But don't you lift a finger, I'ma get 'em
  so just pray I come home
  and when we hang up, get rid of your phone"
  Whoo! When Aunt Dot comes, oh brother
  It's like five Bloody Mary's, one after another
  Hmmph, she have you stressed, no wearin white, no sex
  And when she get vexed, you guess what happens next
  Cause them other two girls, that's still on the menu
  is the reason why the story is to be continued..
    [Chorus]