This must be the place
  Second place in the human race
  Down in the basement
  Now I know what he meant
  Secondary modern
  But there won't be a problem till the girls go home
  This is the hand that you never shook
  You never gave me the chance that I took
  Secondary modern
  But there won't be a problem till the girls go home
  
  Is it out of the question
  Between you and me
  Is it pleasure or business
  Or a packet of three?
  
  Nobody makes me sad like you
  Now my whole world goes from blue to blue
  Secondary modern
  But there won't be a problem till the girls go home...