All the night it's bli-bli-bli
  'N blop-blop-blop 'n drip, drip, drip
  I'm turnin' the faucet off
  
  Pretty uptight from bli-bli-bli
  'N blop-blop-blop, I hate this trip
  I'm turnin' the faucet off
  
  That faucet's drippin'
  
  Turnin' the faucet off
  
  Tryin' t'sleep, I need my rest
  But there's no rest f'me, I guess
  I'm turnin' the faucet off
  
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  My mind is flippin'
  
  Turnin' the faucet off
  
  I'm tryin' my best to sleep
  I'm tryin' without success
  I tell y' it just ain't fair a faucet
  Measures in this mess
  That's it, I guess!
  
  Every night I gotta git up in the middle of the gol'durn night
  An' it's colder'n a Swedish well-digger's behin'
  But I gotta do it
  Otherwise I'm outta' m'min. stone crazy
  
  Stop the faucet from drippin'
  'N drivin y'nuts - stone nuts
  It's drivin' you crazy
  One more drip an' you'll scream
  
  No stuff, you can look him
  An' tell he has enough
  Whoa-oh, lemme tell y'really
  It's rough
  
  Talkin' 'bout them blee blop blues
  
  I'm hip to that drip goofin' my sleep
  I'm so tired o'gittin' up in the night
  What a catastratrose
  Pride's got me feelin' I'm boun't'
  Behave like an oaf
  I'll git me a hammer - Bam!
  Quite the difference in the way
  The faucet soun's now
  I'm gonna go bam-bam-bam-bam
  Bam-bam-bam on that faucet
  Damn that faucet for the stupid ol'
  Drip that it is I tell y'
  I really am sick o'that drip
  Maybe the plumber man's
  Got him a better, prettier tip
  About stoppin' that drip
  But as f'now
  
  Background:
  When you be deep within y'nightly nap
  An' nothin worser than a drippin' tap
  You try t'lay there an' preten' you deaf
  But soon y' fin'ly know there ain' nothin' left
  That you jus' cannot stand it anymore
  You're hip
  Drip drip drip drip
  An' so y'git up an' you're half asleep
  You're so disgusted that'cha wanna weep
  You bump your knee while tryin' t'find the lamp
  Your throat is dried up and y'feelin' a cramp
  You can't feel dum'r an' you'd like t'kill the plum'er
  You envy children in summer camp
  
  But as for now
  But as for now
  The drippin' soun'
  The drippin' soun'
  Has got me so I'm 'bout t'tear the plumin' down
  I'm 'bout t'tear the plumin' down I'm talkin' down
  Y'gotta stop
  Y'gotta stop
  The constant seep
  The constant seep
  Because it makes it real impossible t'sleep
  Real impossible t'sleep, I'm talkin' sleep
  Your plum'er goofed
  So face the fact
  Y' gotta use
  A lot o'tact
  
  Your plumber really gotta' straighten
  Up his act
  Next time you're li'ble to crack
  
  Folks with leaky faucets
  Think o'wakin' up millions o'times
  T'stop the faucet drippin'
  Part o'the trouble o'livin' with plumbin'
  Is the dues a fella always pays
  Adoptin' fancy citified ways
  That's what'cha git f'livin in the city
  Whenever a nature lover hears your tale
  You ain' gonna git lots o'pity
  
  Dig - when y'r bothered by the blee bop blues
  Dig this - turn the faucet off'n you'll stop blues
  Then dig this - you won't have t'sing th'
  Blee bop blues
  
  When pipes're drippin' nerves're strainin'
  People jus' can't help complainin'
  Everybody really c'n dig that
  
  Stuff that pipe
  
  End this endless incredible gripe
  End this endless gripe
  
  That's them dues' - Blee blop blues
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